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Friday, August 16
THE FACTS OF LIFE: The Lost Episode (Adults Only)

The Footlight Theater
The Parliament House Resort
410 N. Orange Blossom Trail

Hilarious Parody Inspired by the Popular 80s Sitcom. Dildos, prostitution, cerebral palsy, and lesbian sex are just a few of the politically incorrect plot lines that mark FACTS as an adults-only show! The Dallas Voice put if perfectly: “The Lost Episode” is entirely the product of Morris’ twisted mind, adding tons of inappropriate humor you would be challenged to find on premium cable nowadays.” The premise of the show is simple. When budget cuts force Mrs. Garrett to leave Eastland Blair, Tootie, Natalie and Jo will do anything to raise the money so she can stay. Anything. (Ok, they become hookers. And they sing and dance about it!) Add an evil Headmaster who has a thing for Mrs. G, lesbian overtones between Jo and Blair, and a guest cameo by cousin Geri and you have the lost episode Showtime wished they’d snatched up. Tickets $16 in advnace, $20 at the door. Tickets an more information at Wanzie.com

Saturday, August 17
Orlando City Soccer vs. Charlotte Eagles

Florida Citrus Bowl
7:30 PM

The Orlando City Lions take on the Carlotte Eagles in their last regular season game. Tickets start at $15. Support our team. Info and tickets at OrlandoCitySoccer.com

Sunday, August 18
RENT by Clandestine Arts

​John and Rita Lowndes Shakespeare Center
812 E. Rollins St

Friday – 8:00 PM
Saturday – 8:00 PM & 2:00 PM
Sunday –  3:00 PM

RENT, based on Giacomo Puccini’s opera La bohème. It tells the story of a group of impoverished young artists and musicians struggling to survive and create in New York’s Lower East Side in the thriving days of Bohemian Alphabet City, under the shadow of HIV/AIDS. Tickets and info at Clandestine Arts Website.

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