Farm Boy Produce (Facebook | Website) a local craft kombucha business, is opening a production facility in Downtown Orlando [GMap].
Editor’s Note: For those who don’t know, kombucha is a fermented mushroom fizzy drink said to contain probiotic enymes, amino acids, and a host of other hippy-dippy beneficial nutrients. They come in a variety of flavors.
Farm Boy Produce sells their product all over Florida, including Daytona, Gainesville, and Tampa. Orlando locations include World of Beer – Downtown, Fairbanks Food Market, Dandelion Communitea Cafe, and Barnie’s Coffee Kitchen.
Farm Boy has been in business for three years.
Great! And you were by far the coolest customer.
From the Four Horsemen of Gentrification:
When the Landlord broke the fourth and final seal, a ravenous horse emerged; and he who sat on it had the name Whole Foods; and Urban Outfitters was with him. Authority was given to them over the remaining area, to kill with overpriced chicken breast and with Vampire Weekend vinyls and with alpine-style cheeses and by the small dogs of the purse.
— Millennials 6:4, NSGB
Whole Foods
As Whole Foods arrives, hope departs. Ethnic restaurants will be replaced with half an aisle dedicated to “international ingredients.” Greek will be the only variety of yogurt and the quality of kale will be as high as the rent for an alcove studio. Lana Del Rey will be elected to the city’s council. There will be a great migration of former residents to more affordable housing. As they are loading their U-Hauls, one of them, a man without a ukulele, will look to the heavens and ask “Why?” He will hear the voice whisper a single word: “Kombucha.”
Maybe Jeremy can be a local supplier
YES!!! I love my Local Vitalitea though!!!
Me too. Your daily market is a wonderful memory of mine!
Yup.. I still see the pink bus on top of the door. I hope they keep it.
Manny Ramirez Celis is this were your B&S was?
haha just saying. We love cranberry ones!
Hippy dippy!? You crazy. Gotta take care of the micro biome
OMG! Albin Hubscher
Kelly Jezewski Romano thought of you!!! ☺️
Why would you not give the address or any other sort of identifying location in the text of the article? Downtown Orlando is a pretty sizable area!
Chad_Reno13 klstorey I think it’s the Marijuana dispensary they’ve been talking about.
klstorey it would be better if it wasn’t a fad.
klstorey hmmm ok
klstorey well it’s about freakin time
<googles kombucha>