This stunning six bedroom, six bath, 6,378 SF estate in Winter Park [GMap] will soon be available to rent.
Visitors arrive at the offensively large home via a granite cobblestone “motor court” which brings them directly to the hand-forged grand French-inspired copper dome entrance. The copper dome frames the fancy double-doors that open to reveal a formal foyer with Carrera marble flooring, inlaid with, of course, onyx.
The main floor has a private, sound-proof office and conference room for Skyping long distance with questionable world leaders and/or mistresses.
The Parisian-style gourmet kitchen has a butler’s pantry (which could double as his bedroom), two subzero refrigerators to freeze your deceased dinner guests, and a large center island overlooking the pool and back garden area.
Speaking of the garden, it has a French water fountain that judges you silently while smoking expensive cigarettes, 32 gas lamps, gates imported from Paris, and a beautifully landscaped courtyard.
The home features three gas fireplaces, pool cabana with full bathroom and steam sauna, and a separate two bedroom, one bath apartment with its own full kitchen but that’s located over the carriage house/garage, and nobody really goes there.
The property is available for rent beginning June 1, 2016.
To see the original listing or to schedule a tour, click HERE.
I just read through this. Brilliant. Absolutely hilarious.
The whole thing was gold.
haha I’m glad someone found it funny!
Amazing. “Speaking of the garden, it has a French water fountain that judges you silently while smoking expensive cigarettes”
Haha did you read it?
Abigail Joan Slauter im glad im not the only one. haha
Right?! It’s not even lakefront and that’s a pretty lackluster yard for 12k/month. The furnishings are also sub-par for the price.
if im renting a mansion for 12k a month, its going to be in an area worth 12k a month. NOT, winter park, Florida.