Last year, the Orlando Science Center ignored its mission and threw science out the window in favor of witchcraft, pagan rights, and a resident skunk to predict what team would win the Super Bowl. And it worked.

Memphis the Skunk chose the Rams from two helmets that were stuffed with bowls of worms last year so the Science Center decided to use the Dark Arts once again to predict the future in 2023 but this time they threw in a macaw and a chinchilla. Just in case.

Both the skunk and the macaw favored The Eagles for a win this weekend with Poppy the Chinchilla choosing the Kansas City Chiefs. But don’t listen to Poppy, she’s basically a Pokemon with no powers.

The Science Center says the tests were just part of daily enrichment activities for the resident animals and that no black magic was used. We’re not convinced.

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