An unnamed Orlando resident is offering some free bees online. All you have to do is come and take them away.
The posting reads as follows (we apologize for the language – we’ve edited out the worst):
“You want ’em, come get ’em, otherwise I kill ’em. These bees are not kidding, they will [expletive] you up. You sign a waiver cuz they got something for yourpunk [expletive], and I ain’t paying your hospital bills. They are in an old wooden sawhorse, so you can just pick it up and get it the [expletive] off my property, it’s not part of a structure.
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
Bug spray and run fast
Deez beez was aggressive, no lie!
Such an enticing add how could anyone resist? Lol. Fortunately we are in the apiaries business, not the extermination business. You see what I did to the bee that stung my poor puppy. U0001f41d
Beez iz gone this morning! But I left the ad up with props to to y’all. Love my Bungalower monthly goodies.
Any luck Greh?
Yeah, that’s my ad! Bungalower here too!
Thanks I’m the guy and I’m a Bungalower!
Christine Macuba Goracke!