An unnamed Orlando resident is offering some free bees online. All you have to do is come and take them away.
The posting reads as follows (we apologize for the language – we’ve edited out the worst):
“You want ’em, come get ’em, otherwise I kill ’em. These bees are not kidding, they will [expletive] you up. You sign a waiver cuz they got something for yourpunk [expletive], and I ain’t paying your hospital bills. They are in an old wooden sawhorse, so you can just pick it up and get it the [expletive] off my property, it’s not part of a structure.
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers